"your body is the midget version of a Victoria secret model's body"

that's awesome. I just heard it. Must have been from a 101 student.

I agree, it's a good one.. but not great.

Just because it's more of a "dig" than a compliment. putting the word midget toward the chick instantly would get her angry even if u add in Victoria Secret in there.

Agreed. Sounds more harsh than not. It's on the right track though.